Warning: This woman is an INTJ with better-than-it-used-to-be emotional intelligence. Wit, sarcasm, sincerity, condescension, empathy, dumb jokes, useless facts, wide-sweeping generalizations and stereotypes may be found in this blog. Proceed with caution.

Tuesday, November 8, 2016

The Real Reason For Climate Change

I have a completely unfounded and entirely unscientific accusation to make. I think Climate Change is caused by Bluetooth. Cell towers. Radio. Satellites. WIFI. 

Think about it for a second... We're generating TONS more frequencies than our planet has ever seen before. I think we are bombarding our planet with increased radiation that is causing particles to vibrate differently and interact more strongly with one another. This ultimately causes changes in weather patterns, heat generation, increases in illnesses and cancer, erratic animal behavior and increased agitation/anxiety of the human species. A plethora of consequences.

There you have it. You heard it here first. My scientific contribution that includes absolutely no science at all. 

Have a great day. Call me.

(... and this is what happens when random INTJ pondering escapes into the world without filtering. Snap judgement based on little to no information and a weird hunch? Hell yes.)

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